Cheating Should Not Only Be Tolerated In Relationships, It Should Be Encouraged

Sit down and think about something for me for a minute. How many people do you know who have been in somewhat serious relationships (minimum 8 months) where at least one of them cheated? How many serious relationships have you been in where you cheated? I can honestly say that between all the people who I can call my friends, I can't think of one that hasn't cheated/been cheated on. Every single one of them. Why is that? What is so tempting about fooling around with somebody who isn't your lover? The answer? Everything.

People typically cheat because I believe it's in our nature. If we really evolved from monkeys or gorillas or whatever, shouldn't it be in our blood to find the most suitable mate? How many monkeys can you name that know the names of all their partners? As a matter of a fact, can they name any of them? No. No they cannot. And it isn't because monkeys can't talk. That's bullshit. They have some way of communicating with each other and I'm pretty sure the guy monkeys tell the other guy monkeys about the female monkey they just slayed. I'm pretty convinced in my beliefs.

So if we make like the monkeys and just want to tell our guy friends about the girl we just slayed, what's so wrong with that? There shouldn't be anything wrong, but somewhere along the lines it all went wrong. I think it all started with the Bible. Whoever wrote that fiction made it a point to highlight the importance of marriage and staying faithful until death do us part and blah blah blah. So people being the sheep they are, just follow it without clearly thinking it through. Those new age Mormons got it down with their polygamy plight. Men having 5, 6, even 7 wives. That just seems like a dream to me.

But Mike, doesn't it feel better to be in a committed relationship with someone who loves you and only wants to be with you? Sure it is, but can you find that person? Because I sure as hell don't think they exist. Like I said before, it's in our nature to cheat. We want to have those feelings of something being new and unexplored. When you have sex with the same person for years at a time, what's changing? Maybe things will get freaky for one night and she'll let you slip it in her butt. Cool. Once you've been there, the thrill is gone. That's why you need to find an unexplored female to make things exciting again.

If we all just have a country meeting one day and establish that it's okay to be in polygamous relationships, I think everyone will be better off. Never again do you have to worry about your girlfriend/boyfriend talking to the opposite sex on the telephone. Or coming home from a bar/party reeking of sex. All those worries and fears will be gone because you in turn will be doing the exact same thing. That just makes things much better for everyone involved. Cheating is usually the number one reason as to why relationships fail and I think if we could all stop worrying about it, people will be happier in the long run.

Think about it. Your partner likes to go to expensive restaurants and order the finest wines. You're cheap and hate dishing out all that money. You have a booty call on the side who loves to stay-in and eat something cheap and pound Franzia. Boom! Problem solved. You just flip-flop partners when need be. Nobody likes everything about the person they're dating. If you could fix one of those problems with somebody else, why wouldn't you? I think cheating should become accepted in all relationships. That way we can stop calling it cheating and start calling it "trying". The world of relationships will easily become a better place.

Aren't you glad I solved this issue for you? It's just because "I am better than you."