People who say Reese's Peecees - I would go so far to say that I COULD understand why people might say Reese's (Re-C's), but I don't see why they say Pieces (Pee-C's). I think the people at Mars or whatever shitty company makes the chocolate candy created the Pieces as a way for people to pronounce it correctly. They probably thought to themselves, "We can finally get people to start annunciating Reese's correctly by making a candy called Reese's Pieces. Surely they will get the idea." Wrong. I've come into contact with so many idiots that it makes me sick. I don't even want to be their friend anymore. So word to the wise, if you say Re-C's Pee-C's, consider us friends no more.
When you ask someone "What's wrong" when something is clearly bothering them and they respond, "Oh, nothing (Sigh)." - I hate people. I hate talking to them. I hate when they ask me to do them favors. I hate when they tell really shitty, meaningless stories that attempt to bump up their self-esteem. I hate them even more when they mope around all day looking hopeless and miserable. Finally, because I'm tired of looking at their stupid, ugly face, I ask what's wrong and they say nothing. Well fine, fuck you. I don't really give a shit anyway. I was just trying to be nice because you look like you're on the verge of jumping into traffic. I'm not going to waste 30 more seconds of my day trying to pry it out of you. Be sad some more you fucking dick.
While in a texting conversation, the person doesn't respond for an hour after having just responded to one 13 seconds earlier - Whoever invented texting was a genius. It prevents me from having to talk to anyone on the phone. I can just send them a message and they will respond to me when they get the chance. No more of that awkward, "Hey, it's me. That guy from Friday. I, uhh, umm, was wondering if you wanted to go get a beer or something?" Now I can just send a text to them and limit my words. But when you are in a full conversation with them and they decide to just stop answering randomly and then respond an hour later? What the fuck is that all about? We were in the middle of a conversation and you just stopped talking, like that's acceptable. Just fucking answer me and then go do whatever you needed to do. Some people are so selfish.
People who use epic as an adjective - I already made a whole post about this, but I can't help myself. I've come to notice that people who describe everything as epic either A) don't know what it actually means B) want to sound like they are one of the cool kids or C) they are fucking retarded. Go ahead and look on youtube and type epic and see how many shitty, dumbass videos come up. Or even go onto google and type epic in and see the worthless diarama of garbage. It's just like when the fucking idiots around me used "mad" as an adjective. "Yo man, that girl is mad hot." No she is not. She's fucking attractive. Not mad hot. Who even allowed these words to be used out of context anyway?
Overly religious assholes who try to convince me that Jesus died to save me - Again, I've brought up on numerous occasions my disdain for religion in the world, especially here in the U.S. But I hate when people tell me about how wonderful Jesus is. That he died for us on the cross so that we would all be forgiven. God sacrificed his only son for us. Well in my opinion, that's a pretty shitty father. You would kill your kid for the rest of mankind? What kind of moral standard is that? Why should anyone be killed for forgiveness? What kind of bullshit are you teaching me, Bible? Just like those Jehova's Witnesses that come knocking on my door to sell me their fake Bibles. Go shove that dumbass book up your asshole, forget about your birthday, and fuck your mother, father, and siblings.
Don't wear sunglasses anymore because they piss me off. And so do you. For just about everything. One of the many reasons as to why "I am better than you."
